Why do kids sleep across the bed? When do they learn that you sleep top to bottom not side to side?

Emery Cat

As I tried to trim Reece's fingernails:

Reece: I just need a board

Me: What are you talking about?

Reece: You know like on the TV when the cats cut their nails on the board. They call it emerycat.

I have decided that Reece pays too much attention to As Seen On TV ads; first the blue snuggie and now he wants an Emery Cat.

Reece-isms

I often use the funny conversations I have with my kids as my Facebook status updates. Today, a friend said, "why don't you make a blog of this stuff?" Interesting idea...